DOG TAGS
Your dog is, no doubt, a piece o' work (as they say in the South). No two are alike, are they? Except that they are pretty much without exception HILARIOUS. Find your dog's category below & click to see that group of tags.
Otis will do anything for a treat. Left to his own devices, he would eat until he exploded. Otis is a
CHOWHOUND
it's suppertime somewhere sandwich inspector i could go for a smackerel
will work for cheese burger inspector bacon fixes everything
you brought snacks, right?
will work for cheese burger inspector bacon fixes everything
you brought snacks, right?
Annabel needs to be in your lap, in your face, & in your space. But only because she adores you. Annabel is a
COUCH POTATO & CUDDLEBUG
i'm a hound. go around. gentleman of leisure i drool because i love you
it's naptime somewhere dibs on the couch! ladies' man
bellyrubs gratefully accepted sugar lips hold still & pucker up!
hopelessly devoted to you gimme some sugar
it's naptime somewhere dibs on the couch! ladies' man
bellyrubs gratefully accepted sugar lips hold still & pucker up!
hopelessly devoted to you gimme some sugar
Brandy feels the need for speed. You'll get tired of throwing the ball approximately five hours before Brandy will get tired of chasing it! Brandy is an
ACTION HERO
throw something already boogity-boogity defender of the dooryahd
my nose is a genius i do what my nose tells me warrior princess
let's ride. perpetual motion machine two speeds: 1. warp 2. Zzzzzz
slayer of squeakies scourge of squirrel-kind defender of the realm
over-achiever varmint patrol
my nose is a genius i do what my nose tells me warrior princess
let's ride. perpetual motion machine two speeds: 1. warp 2. Zzzzzz
slayer of squeakies scourge of squirrel-kind defender of the realm
over-achiever varmint patrol
Ryder is just happy to be here. Ryder is happy that you are here too, and that he is your dog. Ryder is
SIMPLY AWESOME
old dogs are the best dogs golden oldie you make me wag all over
adopted & lovin' it! rescued & lovin' it! miss congeniality
i stink, therefore i am. shotgun! i called it! chocolatey goodness
tall, dark, & handsome friendliness is next to dogliness wag it like you mean it
100% premium blend best bud big lug
kind of a knucklehead mama says i'm handsome mmm...chocolate
adopted & lovin' it! rescued & lovin' it! miss congeniality
i stink, therefore i am. shotgun! i called it! chocolatey goodness
tall, dark, & handsome friendliness is next to dogliness wag it like you mean it
100% premium blend best bud big lug
kind of a knucklehead mama says i'm handsome mmm...chocolate
natural blonde rebel without a clue yappy little dog
welcome to my herd i'm pretty on the inside large & in charge
the entertainment has arrived like, WHATEVER. whatever, dude.
random bark generator question authority one hot mess
queen over all i survey king over all i survey wicked smaht
don't hate me because i'm beautiful Big Chief Bossypants wicked cunnin'
welcome to my herd i'm pretty on the inside large & in charge
the entertainment has arrived like, WHATEVER. whatever, dude.
random bark generator question authority one hot mess
queen over all i survey king over all i survey wicked smaht
don't hate me because i'm beautiful Big Chief Bossypants wicked cunnin'
Each tag is hand stamped and therefore unique. Each comes with a sturdy S-hook for attaching to your dog's collar. Tags are anodized aluminum, bone-shaped, and are available in three sizes, in six colors (so many choices!!!):
PINK, PURPLE, RED, BLUE, GOLD, SILVER
Small : 1 1/4" wide x 13/16" tall.
Large : 1 5/8" wide x 1 1/16" tall.
Jumbo : 2 1/16" x 1 3/8", great for extra-large dogs who dwarf all surrounding objects and life forms, and also for extra-small dogs with extra-large personalities--like Jackie, in our Awesome with Attitude department below. She could TOTALLY rock a jumbo tag without breaking a sweat.
PINK, PURPLE, RED, BLUE, GOLD, SILVER
Small : 1 1/4" wide x 13/16" tall.
Large : 1 5/8" wide x 1 1/16" tall.
Jumbo : 2 1/16" x 1 3/8", great for extra-large dogs who dwarf all surrounding objects and life forms, and also for extra-small dogs with extra-large personalities--like Jackie, in our Awesome with Attitude department below. She could TOTALLY rock a jumbo tag without breaking a sweat.