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DOG TAGS
Your dog is, no doubt, a piece o' work (as they say in the South).  No two are alike, are they?  Except that they are pretty much without exception HILARIOUS.  Find your dog's category below & click to see that group of tags.

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Otis will do anything for a treat.  Left to his own devices, he would eat until he exploded.  Otis is a 
   CHOWHOUND

        it's suppertime somewhere                      sandwich inspector                             i could go for  a smackerel
       will work for cheese                                   burger inspector                                  bacon fixes everything
       you brought snacks, right?

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Annabel needs to be in your lap, in your face, & in your space.  But only because she adores you.  Annabel is a
   COUCH POTATO & CUDDLEBUG 

    i'm a hound.  go around.                            gentleman of leisure                            i drool because i love you
    it's naptime somewhere                              dibs on the couch!                                ladies' man
    bellyrubs gratefully accepted                   sugar lips                                                 hold still & pucker up!
    hopelessly devoted to you                         gimme some sugar                                

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Brandy feels the need for speed.  You'll get tired of throwing the ball approximately five hours before Brandy will get tired of chasing it!  Brandy is an
   ACTION HERO

    throw something already                           boogity-boogity                                   defender of the dooryahd
    my nose is a genius                                      i do what my nose tells me                  warrior princess
    let's ride.                                                         perpetual motion machine                two speeds: 1. warp 2. Zzzzzz          
    slayer of squeakies                                       scourge of squirrel-kind                     defender of the realm
    over-achiever                                                varmint patrol                                        
           

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Ryder is just happy to be here.  Ryder is happy that you are here too, and that he is your dog.  Ryder is
   SIMPLY AWESOME

    old dogs are the best dogs                          golden oldie                                           you make me wag all over
    adopted & lovin' it!                                     rescued & lovin' it!                              miss congeniality
    i stink, therefore i am.                                 shotgun!  i called it!                                      
chocolatey goodness
    tall, dark, & handsome                                friendliness is next to dogliness       wag it like you mean it
    100% premium blend                                   best bud                                                   big lug
    kind of a knucklehead                                 mama says i'm handsome                    
mmm...chocolate

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Jackie rocks.  And she knows it.  Jackie is
   AWESOME WITH ATTITUDE

    natural blonde                                                 rebel without a clue                             yappy little dog
    welcome to my herd                                        i'm pretty on the inside                      large & in charge
    the entertainment has arrived                       like, WHATEVER.                           whatever, dude.
    random bark generator                                   question authority                               one hot mess
    queen over all i survey                                     king over all i survey                          wicked smaht
    don't hate me because i'm beautiful             Big Chief Bossypants                          wicked cunnin'  
                                            

Each tag is hand stamped and therefore unique.  Each comes with a sturdy S-hook for attaching to your dog's collar.  Tags are anodized aluminum, bone-shaped, and are available in three sizes, in six colors (so many choices!!!):
PINK,  PURPLE,  RED,  BLUE,  GOLD,  SILVER

Small :   1 1/4" wide x 13/16" tall.

Large :   1 5/8" wide x 1 1/16" tall.

Jumbo :  2 1/16" x 1 3/8",  great for extra-large dogs who dwarf all surrounding objects and life forms, and also for extra-small dogs with extra-large personalities--like Jackie, in our Awesome with Attitude department below.  She could TOTALLY rock a jumbo tag without breaking a sweat.

DOGS MAKE LIFE WAY AWESOMER.  tm

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